RP (via ridiculouslyproper)
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
We need to work on that poker face.
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone