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yahooentertainment:

lupita is the best

bigeisamazing:

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

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Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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The illusion of choice. #wakeup

The illusion of choice. #wakeup

Tag(s): #wakeup

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darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

ozei:

its so foggy today you can hardly see past the edge of the road- i took this picture when we drove into the fog that was being lit up by the sun (the pinkish fog on the left)

ozei:

its so foggy today you can hardly see past the edge of the road- i took this picture when we drove into the fog that was being lit up by the sun (the pinkish fog on the left)

(Source: ozei)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic)

kengeo:

so from the looks of it in order to improve school you’d have to improve work. in order to improve work you need to improve the current value system. the value system would be dependent on the time you spend with your family and friends. summary: we spend a shit ton of time working on what does not matter.

henrycooke:

Slide to Unlock by Evan Roth

henrycooke:

Slide to Unlock by Evan Roth

concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

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notprocrastinating:

ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country